Smile! you’re on candid camera

LOL! Cea mai tare farsa gen candid camera pe care am vazut-o pana acum. Numai ca spre deosebire de marea lor majoritate victima ii cade chiar actorul ce trebuia sa o realizeze. Un tip care se plimba intamplator pe acolo nu a inteles ca e vorba doar de o farsa si-l executa cu o lovitura de picior prin intoarcere pe actoras.

Am ras minute bune. Cel mai fain e cand repetati de mai multe ori filmul intre secundele 12 si 15. :)

Butonul rosu

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Nu apasa butonul rosu ! Sa nu spui ca nu te-am avertizat ! Nerecomandabil dupa o zi grea de munca! OK, eu nu imi asum nici o responsabilitate!

Master of Puppets

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Cati dintre voi va doriti sa aflati ce se intampla cu adevarat in spatele portilor de la Cotroceni? Care sunt intrigile, cum se vede tara de acolo de sus unde atmosfera e rarefiata si de unde Zeus isi soarbe nectarul in fiecare dimineata?

Niste baieti inteligenti au creat un set cu ajutrul caruia va puteti pune in pielea Papusarului Sef.

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L.E. A crapat siteul….. Cred ca au intrat pe fir baietii cu ochi albastri de prin servicii !

Jocuri live la radio

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Este cea mai tare faza intamplata la un concurs cu premii live la radio. O sa o las netradusa pentru a nu pierde farmecul conversatiei. 

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called “Mate Match“.

The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers “yes”, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with phone number for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you’ve heard yet. Anyway, here’s how it all went down:

DJ: “Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’?”

Contestant: (laughing) “Yes, I have.”

DJ: “Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.”

Contestant: “Brian.”

DJ: “Brian, are you married or what?”

Brian: (laughing nervously) “Yes, I am married.”

DJ: “Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.”

Brian: “Sara.”

DJ: “Is Sara at work, Brian?”

Brian: “She is gonna kill me.”

DJ: “Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?”

Brian: (laughing) “Yes, she’s at work.”

DJ: “Okay, first question – when was the last time you had sex?”

Brian: “About 8 o’clock this morning.”

DJ: “Atta boy, Brian.”

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) “Well…”

DJ: “Question #2 – How long did it last?”

Brian: “About 10 minutes.”

DJ: “Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.”

Brian: “Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.”

DJ: “Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o’clock
this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) “I, ummm, I, well…”

DJ: “This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?”

Brian: “Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks…”

DJ: “Uh huh…”

Brian: “…and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.”

DJ: “Atta boy, Brian.”

Brian: “On the kitchen table.”

DJ: “Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife’s work number and call her up. You listen to this.”

[3 minutes of commercials follow.]

DJ: “Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?” (Touch tones…..ringing….)

Clerk: “Kinkos.”

DJ: “Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?”

Clerk: “This is she.”

DJ: “Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I’ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.”

Sarah: (laughing) “A couple of hours?”

DJ: “Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you’ll lose. Sooooooo… do you know the rules of ‘Mate Match’?”

Sarah: “No.”

DJ: “Good!”

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) “Brian, what the hell are you up to?”

Brian: (laughing) “Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.”

DJ: “Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian’s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.”

Sarah: (laughing) “Yes.”

DJ: “Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?”

Sarah: “Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.”

DJ: “What time?”

Sarah: “Around 8 this morning.”

DJ: “Very good. Next question. How long did it last?”

Sarah: “12, 15 minutes maybe.”

DJ: “Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?”

Sarah: (laughing) “Yes.”

DJ: “Where did you have it?”

Sarah: “OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?”

Brian: “Just tell him, honey.”

DJ: “What is bothering you so much, Sarah?”

Sarah: “Well…”

DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it?

Sarah: “Up the ass…”

After a long pause, the DJ said, “Folks, we need to take a station break”

And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

Red Bull FlugTag

red-bul.jpgRed Bull a realizat un mediu virtual in care iti poti crea propria “chestie” zburatoare. Cei care vor sa participe la editiile urmatoare ale Red Bull FlugTag isi pot desena, personaliza si pot testa ei insisi aparatele de zbor. Aici nimic nu este imposibil, poti face un porc sau un unicorn zburator. Limita este data doar de imaginatia fiecaruia. Good luck & don’t forget to flap your wings.

Test geografie

geografie.jpg ChickenGang ne propune un joculet foarte fain care-ti testeaza cunostintele generale de geografie si asta contra-timp. Se numeste Traveler IQ Challenge iar scopul este sa pui cat mai repede si cat mai aproape un steag fata de o locatie de pe mapamond generata aleatoriu de acest joc. Pe masura ce treceti de primele nivele timpul de gandire este mai scurt iar locatiile din ce in ce mai dubioase. Scorul meu:

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