Pozitia “Rodeo”
17/10/2009 — octav77
Examen la logica
10/11/2008 — octav77Un student ia nota 5 la examenul de logica si ii propune profesorului:
-Daca va pun o intrebare logica si nu-mi raspundeti imi mariti nota? Profesorulaccepta.
-Ce este ilogic dar legal, logic dar ilegal si totoadata ilogic si ilegal?
Se gandeste profesorul….nu stiu, si ii mareste nota. Studentul raspunde:
Dumneavoastra aveti 60 de ani si sunteti casatorit cu una de 24, este ilogic dar legal; sotia dvs are un amant de varsta ei, este logic dat ilegal; dumnevoastra ii mariti nota amantului sotiei, este ilogic si ilegal.
Via Larisa
Bancuri
29/09/2008 — octav77Generozitate
Un tip elegant iese dintr-un magazin select impingind un cos plin cu sampanie, caviar, mezeluri fine etc. Cind sa le bage in portbagajul BMW-ului, observa un individ slab, prapadit, care umbla de colo-colo rupand ierburi de la marginea drumului.
-Dar ce faci, domnule, acolo?
-Adun iarba ca sa mananc. Trebuie sa duc si la copii, ca nu mai avem nimic.
-Cum asa?! Pai atunci, uite cartea mea de vizita si vino sa mancati la mine acasa!
-E frumos din partea dumneavoastra, domnule, dar am 8 copii, plus nevasta…
-Si mai bine! Veniti cu toata familia!
-Sunteti foarte generos! Numai ca, din copii, unii sunt deja casatoriti, au si ei copii…
-N-are-a face, sa vina toti! La mine acasa iarba e cat gardul de inalta, daca sunteti multi, in 3 ore terminati !!!
Sondaj de opinie
Recent a fost efectuat un sondaj de opinie in Italia, in care intrebarea era: “Credeti ca sunt prea multi straini in tara?” Rezultatele au fost dupa cum urmeaza:
20% dintre respondenti au spus “Si”
10% dintre respondenti au spus “No”
70% dintre respondenti au spus: “E, pe dracu!”
Thanks Larisa!
That Son Of A B#tch!
23/08/2008 — octav77Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
Priest: “What have you done my child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a b#tch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a b#tch?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a b#tch.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a b#tch.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a b#tch.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a b#tch.”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A B#TCH!!!”
